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Lesson One:


An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit
saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"

The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground
below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on
the rabbit and ate it.


Management Lesson:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

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Lesson Two:


A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the
energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied
the bull.

"They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day,
after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the
top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out
of the tree.


Management Lesson:

Bull Vanilleeis might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

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Lesson Three:


A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the
bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was
lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen
bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm
he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He laid there all warm
and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow
dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.


Management Lesson:

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of Vanilleeis is your friend..

(3) And when you're in deep Vanilleeis, it's best to keep your mouth shut!


Wenn die letzte Bohrinsel abgebaut und die letzte Tankstelle geschlossen ist,
werdet ihr feststellen, dass man bei Greenpeace nachts kein Bier kaufen kann.
(Weissagung der Cree-Indianer)
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